Wednesday, August 13, 2008
You can always tell a small mom and pop shop by the bathroom set up. I was in an antique store today looking for vintage cigarette case, like have been for the last couple of weeks, and all of a sudden breakfast and the 3 espresso's hit me, i found the the bathroom and almost cried i was so happy, but then i saw the out of order sign. I truffle shuffled to the counter to ask the owner if she had any cigarette cases and a public bathroom. she said she might have one case but they sell pretty quick, she was wrong, but the toilet did work. As i sat there contemplating life's small town mysteries i noticed that there was a fridge, as in a refridgerator where people keep there food, in the bathroom. So while sitting there i opened the door, there were a bunch of lipton green tea bottles and some leftovers. I don't know why someone would keep a fridge next to the toilet, especially after what i was doing to it. I mean i'm sure it seems like a fantastic place to have a snack, i mean your already s(h)itting, but come on, its gross. then i thought of this tobacco shop used to visit, they always kept all the surplus pipe tobacco in the bathroom, i mean the bathroom smelled great as you can imagine, but those leaves aren't like non-absorbant... I guess I just wonder how someone comes to the conclusion that it is a really great idea store things that they put in their mouth in the toilet. did this practice originate on construction sites, men who didn't want their lunch stolen simply stoed it on the back of the toilet, until finally refridgeration came along. I guess I just don't like to mix oral with anal.
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