

I've reading through Genesis lately, and am rather enjoying it - i think it gets a bad rap for being in the OT, but there is some crazy stuff in there. Two sets of twins being born a generation or so apart - when the first set was born, esau came out red and nasty all over, no sooner had he come out that jacob his younger brother reaches his arm out of the vaginal canal and takes hold of esau's leg, and of course it was symbolic, but only God knew what it meant so he told 'em it meant that the older will serve the younger. the second set of twins born from Tamar - you know, the daughter in law who posed as a hooker, cuz her two previous husbands (who were brothers) were killed by God cuz they were bad and stuff, mmm-k. anyway, she posed as a hooker cuz her father in law wouldn't give her his youngest and maybe last son (wonder why) and he (Judah - the father in law) noticed that her red light was on so he got some, but not before negotiation, to which she bargained for some of his personal effects. Which came in handy cause 3 months later when judah found out she was prego - he was like, off with her head, but she was like, its your baby - and here's your boxers and staff back, so obviously the next words out of judah's mouth "she is more righteous than i..." but "i ain't never sleepin with you again" (thats prolly what he said) and he didn't.
anyway, so she had judah's twins - and when they were born, one stuck his arm out the VC (not viet cong) and the midwife tied a red ribbon around his arm so as to know which was older - cause you can't imagine how important that was -(where do you get red ribbon in the desert?) , but then the little man pulled his arm back, and the other child came out first, but no symbolism this time, i think.