Tuesday, February 10, 2009

How to be loud

How to section...

How to be the loudest person in the world.

1. learn a second language, but not the accent - make up for it with volume
2. stick tooth picks in your ears until permanently deaf
3. do not distinguish between what you know consider normal talking volume and a whisper
4. whisper in church. :) is that rude?

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