"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."
Thursday, January 01, 2009
From the new Gay Bible, cheers...
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Seriously? Is there a gay Bible now? There are gays in the actual Bible. I guess they weren't gay enough.
I think I need to write a Bible where I take out all the things I don't like. For instance, I'd like to get drunk, be angry, and sleep with a bunch of women. Oh, and not love people. There. We'll call it "Brandon's I Want to Sin More Than I Want to Be Holy Bible."
Even better than simply removing the things you don't like, you can re-write it to include the things you do want. Or hey, why stop there. Why not just write a completely new book of scripture and claim it is revelation from God (Joseph Smith anyone?).
The Mormon missionaries knocked on my door last night so it's been on my mind. I didn't mean to steal the thunder of the Gay Bible. Sorry.
Brandon - can you take your name out of the title of your new bible so it can have more universal application. Also, I don't want to be angry...just the other things.
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